We've all seen a Borror movie at one point in life or another! I had the misfortune to watch a Borror movie today - a movie titled "Calvaire- the ordeal" - and boy, did it live upto its name! It was such an ordeal for me to watch this pathetic Belgian horror movie.
Imagine the following scenario - a wedding singer gets stranded in the Belgian countryside. He goes up to this inn - and the psychopathic innkeeper thinks that the wedding singer is his ex-wife, Gloria! And of course, the rest of the villagers also seem to think so! So, all fun and games, eh!
Now you might exclaim, "That is such an interesting premise! How couldn't it terrify you?" Well, if the movie one is watching is a big bore - then terror and horror are only beheld in the ticking of the clock! "Why is the godamn clock not moving faster?" is all you can think of!
So, the bottomline, one has to avoid watching these pathetic Belgian/French horror movies - they totally suck, and the Belgians and French should leave horror to the masters - The Japanese and the Koreans!
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2 comments:
where did u pick this movie from?
@Sarva
From Netflix. I had read about this movie a few years ago, and it seemed good. The movie sucked bigtime though!
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