It has happened again - Mallika Sherawat's revealing dress has caused mental agony and anguish to an entire state again. This time, it happened in Tamil Nadu. Some morality group has gone on the offensive against Mallika Sherawat for having worn a revealing dress in front of Karunanidhi. This "indecent act" has apparently caused mental agony to the people of Tamil Nadu.
Now, I can imagine that Karunanidhi must have suffered a lot of mental agony to see the extremely desirous Mallika Sherawat sitting in front of him, inches from his inches, it would appear, but the poor gallant octagenarian was helpless because he could hardly claw Mallika in front of an humongous audience, could he? Poor Karunanidhi!
But I fail to see why the people of Tamil Nadu would suffer mental agony at the sight of a sexy Mallika Sherawat sitting in front of Karunanidhi - unless of course, the poor benighted people are actually fond of seeing octagenarians get it on. That should open a new market for porn producers in India - old people porn specially for the people of Tamil Nadu!
God bless Karunanidhi and his ever expanding legion of fans!
Friday, May 2, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Borror Movies!
We've all seen a Borror movie at one point in life or another! I had the misfortune to watch a Borror movie today - a movie titled "Calvaire- the ordeal" - and boy, did it live upto its name! It was such an ordeal for me to watch this pathetic Belgian horror movie.
Imagine the following scenario - a wedding singer gets stranded in the Belgian countryside. He goes up to this inn - and the psychopathic innkeeper thinks that the wedding singer is his ex-wife, Gloria! And of course, the rest of the villagers also seem to think so! So, all fun and games, eh!
Now you might exclaim, "That is such an interesting premise! How couldn't it terrify you?" Well, if the movie one is watching is a big bore - then terror and horror are only beheld in the ticking of the clock! "Why is the godamn clock not moving faster?" is all you can think of!
So, the bottomline, one has to avoid watching these pathetic Belgian/French horror movies - they totally suck, and the Belgians and French should leave horror to the masters - The Japanese and the Koreans!
Imagine the following scenario - a wedding singer gets stranded in the Belgian countryside. He goes up to this inn - and the psychopathic innkeeper thinks that the wedding singer is his ex-wife, Gloria! And of course, the rest of the villagers also seem to think so! So, all fun and games, eh!
Now you might exclaim, "That is such an interesting premise! How couldn't it terrify you?" Well, if the movie one is watching is a big bore - then terror and horror are only beheld in the ticking of the clock! "Why is the godamn clock not moving faster?" is all you can think of!
So, the bottomline, one has to avoid watching these pathetic Belgian/French horror movies - they totally suck, and the Belgians and French should leave horror to the masters - The Japanese and the Koreans!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Random has to be totally so.....
Random events have to be totally random - let's consider the case of one of my friends - for the purposes of this blog, let us refer to her as UP. UP goes to India for a break, and then promptly in a span of a week, announces her engagement with another mutual acquaintance of ours - call him HK. Is that random or what?
Consider another totally random event - a friend of mine - to be termed as FC - totally flips out and promptly gets banned off campus. Reason for his flipping out- he was stressed out and wanted to return to Taiwan - but when he snapped, and was promptly banned, he tried to stick on here in order to stay in the US! Random or what?
Another mutual acquaintance TL announces his breakup with his girlfriend PY after returning from China. The reason being apparently that TL cheated on PY with some other girl; the funny thing here is that TL is the guy who dumps his girlfriend PY, after TL cheated on her. And, the even-more funny thing here is that PY is all distressed and heart-broken due to this break-up! Not distressed due to the infidelity, but more so due to the break-up!
Yet another random event would be that I actually wrote this totally random blog-entry, and if you actually read this (which would be totally random, coz nobody seems to read this wonderful blog!), that would complete the whole random blog cycle!
So, do all these random events describe life? Is that the purpose of hearing bits of news like these - unconnected, rambling, and yet meandering back to the same point - life is totally random, you never know if people will get lemons, or oranges! All you know is that chances are it is impossible to deduce the actual chance of getting either fruit! Oh yeah, it is also possible to get a sardine instead of a lemon/orange - like I said, totally random!
Consider another totally random event - a friend of mine - to be termed as FC - totally flips out and promptly gets banned off campus. Reason for his flipping out- he was stressed out and wanted to return to Taiwan - but when he snapped, and was promptly banned, he tried to stick on here in order to stay in the US! Random or what?
Another mutual acquaintance TL announces his breakup with his girlfriend PY after returning from China. The reason being apparently that TL cheated on PY with some other girl; the funny thing here is that TL is the guy who dumps his girlfriend PY, after TL cheated on her. And, the even-more funny thing here is that PY is all distressed and heart-broken due to this break-up! Not distressed due to the infidelity, but more so due to the break-up!
Yet another random event would be that I actually wrote this totally random blog-entry, and if you actually read this (which would be totally random, coz nobody seems to read this wonderful blog!), that would complete the whole random blog cycle!
So, do all these random events describe life? Is that the purpose of hearing bits of news like these - unconnected, rambling, and yet meandering back to the same point - life is totally random, you never know if people will get lemons, or oranges! All you know is that chances are it is impossible to deduce the actual chance of getting either fruit! Oh yeah, it is also possible to get a sardine instead of a lemon/orange - like I said, totally random!
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