Mental Agony?

It has happened again - Mallika Sherawat's revealing dress has caused mental agony and anguish to an entire state again. This time, it happened in Tamil Nadu. Some morality group has gone on the offensive against Mallika Sherawat for having worn a revealing dress in front of Karunanidhi. This "indecent act" has apparently caused mental agony to the people of Tamil Nadu.

Now, I can imagine that Karunanidhi must have suffered a lot of mental agony to see the extremely desirous Mallika Sherawat sitting in front of him, inches from his inches, it would appear, but the poor gallant octagenarian was helpless because he could hardly claw Mallika in front of an humongous audience, could he? Poor Karunanidhi!

But I fail to see why the people of Tamil Nadu would suffer mental agony at the sight of a sexy Mallika Sherawat sitting in front of Karunanidhi - unless of course, the poor benighted people are actually fond of seeing octagenarians get it on. That should open a new market for porn producers in India - old people porn specially for the people of Tamil Nadu!

God bless Karunanidhi and his ever expanding legion of fans!