Wednesday, November 21, 2007

An imploration for Sharia?

The recent ruling in Saudi Arabia is an excellent attempt at providing justice for the masses. When a person is gang raped, it is of course the victim's fault. Why do people fail to understand that simple fact? The excellent Saudi Arabian judge who provided suitable justice to the masses by punishing the victim to receive 200 lashes, was too lenient in my opinion. He should have just ordered her throat slit open in deference to the most fantastic of laws - Sharia!

I pine and long for the day when the law of Sharia envelops the complete world. Our friends in the Taliban and the Saudis have it so right. What is all this rubbish about educating women, and treating them as equals? One should be quick to delegate them to work at the home, and work for the master of the house. Also, imagine not having the expense of buying "haraam" products like Shaving Blades and Razors and Shaving Foam. One does wonder how Barbers would survive then, but then their expertise with blades can be utilized while decapitating infidels. The adult film industry can also be instrumental in introducing a new form of media - Taliban Porn. All one can espy in it is beards and burkhas! Fantastic idea! Think of the titles - "Girls Gone Wild - Osama Style", "The Bearded Hooker", " How I met your Camel", "Infidel Babes - Wet and Most Wanted", "Main Osama Tu Kafir Kudi", etc etc.

Sharia forever! The Taliban and Saudis have the correct idea - treat women like dirt, and impose ridiculous laws in the name of the "religion of peace". Imagine having the impunity to rape someone, and be content that the victim needs to produce four witnesses in order to prove that there was a rape. Wow, the joy of it!

Saudi and other fundamentalist Muslim men are the luckiest bastards alive on Planet Earth; they do what they want, and justify it in terms of their religion. What I would give for that kind of status, oh man!

But then, I regret that even if I did end up converting to the "true religion", I would never be truly accepted by the Saudis or the Talib. After all, I am the denizen of the country that has continued to be under slavery for 660 years continuously! The first part of our slavery began with messrs Ghauri and Ghazni, followed by British slavery, finally terminating in slavery to the Nehru clan.

A truly heartfelt wish from me for all Saudi and Talib men - next birth (yes, you spineless SOBs, you will be reborn!) you should be reborn as a woman in your godamned country! Then obviously, some sick SOB will rape you, and it will be divine justice!

But god obviously doesn't exist, if he/she can actually allow these miserable countries to flourish with impunity! So, in the face of evidence like that, all I can say is that let the Sharia begin!

3 comments:

A said...

Hey Aditya - Just sumbled upon your blog. I like the tone of it!

This Saudi case is absolutely ridiculous. The thing is, although all the Muslim organizations are quick to defend Islam as a non-violent religion and only being given a "bad name" by extremists, I dont see any supoosedly "moderate" Muslims stand up and denounce such blatant intolerance. Where are all the moderated gone? Or are there any?

Sarva said...

y is everyone mad at saudi and not at bihari for parading widows nude?

adibud34 said...

@Sarva -Well, the Bihar thing was at an entirely different time. I would've written about that too, but it just hadn't happened then!

@A - Thanks. Do you have your own blog?