Fabulous Indian Communists

I had to write this down somewhere! This blog is going to be like a pensieve into which I will offload certain thoughts of mine! Ah, how I would love having a pensieve! But we have to make do with the pensieve we have not the pensieve we want! Or so said Rumsfeld...or he might have said something similar!

So, judging from comments that the Congress supremo Sonia is making, it would appear that the Indo-US Nuclear deal is off! Fantastic! The Indian Communists have done their duty and proven their loyalty! Unfortunately, it would appear that their loyalty is more towards their Chinese masters.

Our precious Indian communists are more worried about their ridiculous idealogy! Against US Imperialism? But Chinese Oppression is ok, eh? "Think red" went the communist! Unfortunately, they take that literally! The streets of communist ruled states in India are usually red: red with the blood of the opposition; red with the blood of unrealized potential; and red with the blood of evolution! The only thing separating the Indian communist from a cro-magnon man is that the latter is at least a hundred times more evolved!

Consider their ridiculous position: in 1998, they opposed the Nuclear tests that India conducted on the basis of "World Peace"! Hah! Laughable to say the least! Since when did Communism actually favor peace? Hint hint... Never! Now they opposed the nuclear deal on the grounds of "National Security". Laughable, isn't it? But the trouble is that this time as always the laugh is on India!

Despite all the ill-will targetting Bush, I will have to say this: W has been the best US President as far as India's interests are concerned! Clinton imposed Sanctions on India; Bush removed them! Bush created an India Specific nuke deal; the commie traitors of ours have made sure that this will never come into being!

Yeah, let's wait for the US Elections to finish; Hillary can then come into power and impose another fresh round of sanctions on our country. The Commies will be happy!

All hail the Country! The future super-power of the world! But oops, how will we ever be a super-power, when we can't even be a regional power! And for this we have to squarely place the blame on OURSELVES! It's not the commies fault that we keep allowing them to win the damn elections! It's our fault! The opposition: BJP has also displayed themselves to be the spineless fools that they are! They're only interested in hunting down poor lovey-dovey couples! Yeah, that's the thing to do, when you're too thick to get a love interest of your own! Hunt down the ones who do!

God bless the commies! But oops, they're atheist, so I don't think they'd give a shit!

Aaah...this feels so much better!

Next post: the ever esteemable stray-dog Karunanidhi!